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SURDIE'S
WISDOM
Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out. His
friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied
"Exam was okay, but for
the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ....... and at
last
I wrote THUNK
!!!"
Santa : What a pair
of strange socks you are wearing, one is
green and the other one is
blue with red spots!
Banta : Yes it's really strange.
I've got another pair of the same at home.
Banta:When
did George Washington die ?
Santa:Two
days before his FUNERAL
Banta : Tell me five FERROCIOUS animals you can think of...
Santa : 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.
Banta singh was in
court charged with parking his car in a
restricted area.
The
judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence.
"They should not put up
such misleading notices", said Banta
Singh.
"It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE.
Santa
singh and Banta singh were always boasting of their parents achievements to
each other.
Santa singh : Have you ever
heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta singh : Yes, I have.
Santa singh : Well, my
father dug it.
Banta singh : That's
nothing, have you ever heard of Dead I
sea?
Santa singh : Yes, I have.
Banta singh : Well, my
father killed it.
Banta Singh got tired of
being the butt of jokes and decided
to do his PhD.
Banta was looking out for a
unique subject to write his thesis
when he saw a cockroach.
Banta placed the cockroach
on the table and cut one of its leg.
Then he said "WALK". The cockroach moves forward.
Then Banta cut its second
leg and commanded "WALK". The cockroach
manages to move forward.
Then
Banta cut its third leg and commanded "WALK". The cockroach
manages
to wriggle forward on one leg.
Finally Banta cut its
fourth leg and said "WALK". The poor cockroach
could not move and lay helplessly on the table. He repeats
the same with over 1000 cockroaches.
He finds that the results
in all his experiments match.
Banta is jubiliant,
"NOW" says Banta "MY THESIS IS READY"and proceeds
to
write it.
"WHEN YOU CUT FOUR
LEGS OF A COCKROACH IT BECOMES DEAF"
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