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You are in trouble
An evil Atheist explorer in the
deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of
natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself "Oh
God, I'm screwed!!!!!."
There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: "No, you are
NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the
chief standing in front of you."
So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living heck out
of the chief.
As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by
100 natives with a look of shock on their faces, Gods voice booms out again:
"Okay ..... NOW you're screwed."
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