|
A Sardarji goes to a hotel
and eats heartily.
After eating he goes to wash
his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running
and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?"
To this the man
replies,"Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai,'Wash Basin' ".
***********************************************************************
SantaSingh got up in the middle
of the night to answer the telephone.
"Is this one one one
one?", says the voice. "No, this is eleven eleven."
"Are you sure it isn't one
one one one?" "No, this is eleven eleven."
"Well, wrong number. Sorry
to have got you up on the
middle of the
night."
"That's all right, mister.
I had to get up to answer the
telephone anyway."
***********************************************************************
A
sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway.
Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing
The bystander
A Marathon race is going
on
Sardar : What do they get
from that?
Bystander : The winner will
get a prize
Sardar : Then why are
the others running?!
***********************************************************************
Santa
Singh with two red ears went to his doctor.
The
doctor asked him what had
happened to his ears and he answered, "I
was ironing a shirt and the
phone rang but instead of
picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my
ear.."
"Oh
Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But
.. what happened to your other
ear?" "The scoundrel called back."
| 
