Sardar se Panga Nahi Lena 
 

Ek sardar tha, jiski wife bahut hi sexy thi. Saamne ki building mein ek gujju tha. Vo sardarni per line maarne ki koshish karta rehta tha.  Ek din vo chhat par jaa kar subah subah guitar bajane laga. 

 Sardar pareshaan hua uska besuri guitar-vaadan sunkar. Aur usse bhi maaloom tha ki saala gujju kya kar raha hai. Magar sardar ko kabhi mouka nahin mil raha tha ki gujju ki gand maare.

  Ab sardar baahar aaya aur bola :  Abe kaun ye besura guitar baja raha hai subah subah ?  Apne aap ko safe rakhne ke liye gujju apne bete ko bhi saath laaya tha, taaki vo keh sake ki vo to apne bete ko guitar bajana sikha raha hai. 

 Ab gujju bola :  SIKHNI JO HOYEE ! (Yane ki guitar seekhni jo hai - have to learn the guitar)  But what he meant was SIKHNI (Wife of Sikh) jo hai. That he was playing the guitar for the wife of sardar.  And Sardar understood what he was saying.  Keeping up the Sardar spirit he said pointing to gujju's son:  Aeh vhi sikhda hai ? (Is he, gujju's son, also learning the guitar ?)  

And Sardar had made the point :  Aeh vhi Sikh Da Hai ?